Uncle Charlies Pub in Mitchells Plain: A Place for Jollers!

Check here, now the other day I got a email from someone that posted their own skinner story to me. It's about this pub somewhere in the Mitchells Plain Industrial Area opposite the railway line, named Uncle Charlie's Pub. Now I laughed me stukkend when I read this and thought, nai my readers must hear about this one.

 

According to my source (hahaha I always wanted to say that) the owner is an ou grys-kop ballie who drives around in a Mazda 3. He allows young chics into the pub to get gesuip and dik getik... so the tik-monsters always have an ouballie on their side. Also most of the time the toilets don't work so we can sieke imagine how it must smell.

 

Now there's another ou ballie who always stands behind the bar and he has a little fringe (or a french as us coloureds mos like to call it). The other bartender is soe dik getik die ding believe hy is a man van staal... hy gee permy verkeerde change soe moenie by hom koop as djy dronk issie. hy likes stry oor change.

 

Also according to my source the owner's latest flavour of the month is a 16 year old girl and apparently she is a moerse joke. She has a child with the owner and the poor laaitie is not reg in the kop because the mother is a tik-kop as well.

 

I also hear this place is where the jollers hang out. Married guys come here to have an "extra good time" if you know what I mean. The cover charge is R20 p.p. and for this you get to whore around with married men, tik yourself senseless and still get beroof by the guy that's always giving the wrong change... Oh and the bouncers will soema moer you also...

 

So to the married women, if you know that your hubby is one of the regulars by Uncle Charlie's, chances are he sieke has another stukkie there also, soe kyk ma into the matters.