Survivor Cape Flats

You know I firmly believe that you can put any Cape Flats bra on Survivor and he… or in some cases she… would win. Now I’m not talking about the sturvy brasse from Portlands, Strandfontein and quiet Coconut places like that. I’m talking about the bra from Hanover Park, Manenberg, Bonteheuwel and places like that. The real hard-core survival Cape Flats Jungles.

You see you can put the bra on exile island for a month and he will come back smiling. You can bet your gat that bra won’t starve, because a coloured bra can use a tooth pick and hunt enough rabbits or whatever edible animals he can find, to start his own butchery on that island ekse. You see we is mos used to swaar kry en sukkel so being on an island alone is like going on a free vacation.

Don’t even mention the “Games” the play. Ja that’s games in the eyes of a coloured boytjie because we mos use to running from the Boere or even from the brasse trying to rob us or whatever the case my be, so that always keeps us in tip-top shape. You mos know all you have to do to get a proper work out is walk with a gold chain around your neck in Tafelsig and you will be sure to get a nice 5 000 meter long distance marathon run.

Now I see on every Survivor series you always have this one skinnering about that one… ai ooooooe! We all know no one can out-skinner a coloured woman. That woman will skinner to everyone about everyone else and then lam with a bowl of popcorn, watching all the other contestants skelling onder mekaar. This way she will build alliances with everyone and when it comes to Tribal Council, the other will all vote each other out, but she will still be everyone else’s best friend. Os weet mos net hoe…

So I say bring Survivor to Cape Town and see what happens.

Salute till my nex post!