Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Jacob Zuma as President of South Africa

My people of my Cape Town... now the other day we mos got a new President. Now this is a ou with a moerse agenda. I mean in 1994 Nelson Mandela already made world history by being the first and only man that walked straight out of prison, right into parliament and became president of South Africa. But now ok, his is a story we all seem to love. I mean this is also the one bra with the most amazing effect: If he speaks, the world listens!

 

Jacob Zuma on the other hand... YOR! Lands in court due to a rape accusation and boasts about taking a shower afterward to minimise his chances of contracting HIV and again ends up court not long thereafter on charges of Fraud and Corruption and what is his sentence for these "alleged crimes"?... His sentence is 5 years as the President of South Africa!

 

Seems to me like I should consider robbing one of the banks in Town Centre... Maybe I'll then become our new Finance Minister... wat dink jy?

 

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