Turn Slams and We Have A Deal

Now you check I always used to like myself a lekka slamse goosie cors they mos always had the styl harre and they mos just look mooi mos ekse. But that was still when a man was a snotgat laaitie and didn't know what LURVE really was. That time you mos just keep a girls hand and she is soema now your girlfren my broe.

 

Anyway, I'm drifting off the topic here... You check yesterday I was doing some Mitchells Plain soul searching and was strolling through the Plaza in Town Centre just to talk to some mense. I walked into this one clothing shop and soema light a conversation with the shop owner who is from Cameroon.

 

Now I was interested in how this bra started his own clothing shop after coming to South Africa with almost nothing and he openly nogal explained the whole story and no people... he didn't smokkel with the Nigerians. Anyway the story went on and just when to me it started sounding like the bra was fading into the background, kinda like music in the background that you hear but you're not really taking note of until your favourite number starts playing... he says something that snaps me back!

 

I ask him to repeat that last part and the bra wys me, "When he heard on radio about this new place opening in Mitchells plain called the Station Plaza, he decided to contact management. When they agreed tio meet with him, he was told that he could only operate his business in the Plaza if he turned Muslim... Now this was mos the very first time I hear about this so afterward I went to some more shop owners who was around for a while and two others said the same thing. Yor my broe, this happened right under my nose and most people didn't even know.

 

Anyways, so I'm back with the bra again and he continues his story. He wys that he declined and decided to look for another location. The about a few months down the line he walked into one of his old time brasse and they started talking bout this and that, then his bra mention that he has a shop in the Plaza that he wants to sell. Now knowing his bra was Christian all the years he asked him how he got a shop in the Plaza since you are required to be slams and the bra wys that he ma decided to turn slams so he could benefit financially.

 

The story goes on to where he eventually bought the shop over from his bra and management couldn't really do anything to him since the deal was already done. Management then changed over time and the Must-Be-Slams rule changed with it.

 

Now kykie I have nothing against slamse, but this is not the first time I here of something like this. Me and my motchie have a chommie who was raised without her torpie because her mother didn't want to turn slams for the torpa, so he left her. 18 years later he decide to pop back into her life and gave her an admin job in the business he owned. Not long thereafter he wys her to turn muslim and she refused. As time went on he eventually wysd her that if she wants to continue to benefit from him and wants to keep him in her life then she must turn...

 

She said no and 1-2-3 he packed her bags, drukked her in the car and dropped her off by her mother's joint. He said that from that point on he completely disowns her and never wants to see her again... this coming from a bra who was never in her life for 18 years, skielik stieks uit and wants her to turn slams, then makes her feel like she's the bad one and that she needs him in her life.

 

I don't know about yous people but I think this whole "turn slams for money" thing is just one big kak story.

 

Now PAGAD is sieke gonna hunt me down ekse... LOL.